Who should drive what car?

VW bettle --> Blonde
SUV lowrider --> Black
Mercedes Benz --> Fat ugly businessman
Old classic Lincoln --> Investor
Modified Japanese Coupe --> Asian dude
Muscle car --> White/Latino
VW bus --> Hippie
Classic lowrider --> Pimp

Fashion By People

Here are some of the funny fashion by people from different countries:
Blurberry --> Korean
Baggy pants --> African
Soccer jersey --> Singaporean
Puffy jacket --> Canadian
I love NY shirt --> Taiwanese
Fat ass jeans --> American
T-back style --> Brasilian
Tanned make-up --> Japanese
Check flag skirt --> Scottish
Slimfit shirt with chest hair --> French

How the financial world sees itself

"The market is overbought, but that doesn’t mean it can’t go higher." .

"Malo Periculosam Libertatem Quam Quietum Servitium (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery)"

"The free money game for the banks has been a holocaust for savers and the elderly. It's also been the most despicable corporate giveaway in American History." .

"Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field."